Time Traveler In Denial Pillows

'Relax Kemo sabi,,,,the Worthing train is on time,'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Historical memory is on life support.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Second hand furniture.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Time for vacation, time for work.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Sundial Time

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Danger Slow Sand.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I don't know who you are!"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'