Time-space Traveler T-Shirts

Please use other dimension.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

E=mc2.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

How am I abducting?

Dr. Roo.

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Early model of baggage claim"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Sundial Time

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Danger Slow Sand.