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"I just flew in from the Coast. Boy, are my references tired."

Physician tending a mummy.

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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COWMIKAZES

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Time management office worker

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"Richelieu, Voltaire, Napoleon...no wonder you know so much about these people. I'm sure you met them personally!"

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"You can count on my unloading the dishwasher in any number of alternate timelines. Now whether it occurs in this one..."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"Roots, figs, water, mammoth meat, and... um... Ugh! Me never remember shopping list!"

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"Believe me, nobody's going to care you had facial hair a hundred million years from today."

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."

"Read me that story that puts you to sleep so I can play in the internet."

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'I don't like this. . .'

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