Time-sensitive Humorist T-Shirts

Show off your sharp sense of humor with our collection of witty t-shirts designed for the time-sensitive humorist. Ideal for making a statement and sparking smiles wherever you go.

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Time management office worker

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"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!" mockup

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

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'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?' mockup

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

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A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell mockup

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

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"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it." mockup

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

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Don't swallow. I've lost a contact. mockup

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

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'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.' mockup

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

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Football Chameleon

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'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!' mockup

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

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"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

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'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

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"Go ahead. Press one for more options." mockup

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

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"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!" mockup

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

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"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'" mockup

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

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"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night." mockup

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

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Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

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"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!" mockup

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

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"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls." mockup

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

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MUSHROOM MASACRE.

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"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

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"The Eggsorcist"

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'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!' mockup

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

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Glance Exchange

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"Someone throw him a punchline!"

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"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it." mockup

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

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"It's just a tree."

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Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition, mockup

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

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' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! ' mockup

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

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"How about a hand."

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"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun." mockup

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

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STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth mockup

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

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"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all." mockup

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

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Time-sensitive Humorist T-Shirts Collection

Time-sensitive Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs that celebrate the quick and clever humor of time-sensitive humorists, perfect for sparking smiles at any time of day.

Time-sensitive Humorist Pillows

Bring humor into your home with our playful pillows featuring clever designs that celebrate quick wit and fun.

Time-sensitive Humorist Prints

Add personality to your space with vibrant prints that capture the essence of a time-sensitive humorist's clever humor.