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'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Touring Cyclist

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

'As a CEO, I stand up for our rights. You've got the right to work 17 hours a day and if you don't do it, I've got the right to fire you.'

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Time to leave your comfort zone, Hoskins.'

"I finally found a stress ball adequate for my role."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"He gets his best ideas that way."

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

'Guess who's teething?'

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

'I'm retiring, to spend more time with my family of mutual find investments,'

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

"It's his dream job ... "

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

Filing Trays.

"I think, Hayward, one can just slow down and still smell the roses."

'Dr. McWit doesn't believe in working more than 27.'

'Harland has never been away from his Blackberry this long.'

"Your wife's on the phone...."