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'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

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"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

'As a CEO, I stand up for our rights. You've got the right to work 17 hours a day and if you don't do it, I've got the right to fire you.'

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

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'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Time to leave your comfort zone, Hoskins.'

'Guess who's teething?'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I finally found a stress ball adequate for my role."

"He gets his best ideas that way."

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

'I'm retiring, to spend more time with my family of mutual find investments,'

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

"It's his dream job ... "

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'Harland has never been away from his Blackberry this long.'

Filing Trays.

'Dr. McWit doesn't believe in working more than 27.'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"I think, Hayward, one can just slow down and still smell the roses."

'Management is very concerned about 'work life' balance, particularly where back room staff are concerned...We think you give too much, you need to get your lives back.'