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'I need a Vacation.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

'I'm retiring, to spend more time with my family of mutual find investments,'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

Planned service changes

Off Duty sign on desk.

"We were hoping that you could work from work today."

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."

"And then they went and did work in a coffee shop and lived happily ever after."

Chillaxing!

'You get 104 personal day. They're called Saturdays and Sundays.'

'I'm very efficient, I haven't missed a teabreak in ten years.'

"There are rumours going round that you have a home lift."

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

Time and money on a seesaw are equals.

How Moms Explain

Freedom, Liberty and 5:01 on a Friday.

"I'm so glad I have a job where I can contribute nothing to society from home."

"Colin didn't feel comfortable coming back to the office but he has sent his emoji in his place."

'Sick leave? No, but we offer work-at-home sick leave.'

Teleworking had many advantages but colin missed the opportunity to stand around the watercooler discussing success stories.

"I prefer to work from home."

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

'What?... You're my wife and son?... Boy, do I need to have these photos updated!'