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'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

The Workaholics Building

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

'I need a Vacation.'

Planned service changes

"It's his creative time."

"You should not be here so late...take the work home with you."

'You're putting in too much time at the office when you start to think the cleaning crew as your co-workers.'

'How could you have worked in your previous job for 35 years? You're only 32 years old. I did a lot of overtime.'

Institute of Lazy Journalism

'It hasn't gone unnoticed by management how much extra time you've been spending in the office...so here's a bill to repay the electricity you've used.'

Big pile of paperwork coming your way...

Chillaxing!

Workaholic

"I've got to be honest. It's going to be hard to find you a position that offers 40 days of personal time."

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7.'

'You get 104 personal day. They're called Saturdays and Sundays.'

"We still encourage working from home, but on weekends."

"Daniel kept taking more and more work home with him everyday."

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

"We're in luck - it's Father Time-and-a -Half."

Freedom, Liberty and 5:01 on a Friday.

"I'm sorry you've got a sudden craving for nachos, Mrs. Hacksburry, but I really don't want to open the store right now!"

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'