Time Savant Pillows

Time Is Money

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

Binge Watch

"Can that be right?"

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

"I'd love to sit down and discuss my project with you some time. Let me check my calendar and I'll get back to you."

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

'Lost Diary'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"If we had invented the phone and computer, we would be at the top of the food chain. What a blown opportunity."

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

Taking to the sky...

"You kids are losing your ability to communicate person-to-person...so we're having a good old-fashioned family talk!"

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Snake Blogging,

'We like to make full use of the space.'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

Advantages of being bald # 2 - Less time drying.

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

Crowd Scene with Mobile Phones

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

"It's the latest hands free mobile on the market."