Time-pressed Exec T-Shirts

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Bad times to sneeze

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"And this is another economic indicator."

Rubik's ice cube.

'Safe!'

"You said to start the laundry and bathe the cat, so I thought I could save time if..."

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

You're 22 hours early, Lance. I thought I was two hours late. Which do you prefer?

"Our stock just went up ten points on the rumor that I was replacing you all with burlap sacks stuffed with straw."

"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time."

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

'Ultra-high speed computer...more mistakes in less time?'

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

Psychiatry. Oops, it 3:17, time for me to switch chairs!

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds.

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

'He's gone. Call the auctioneer.'

Rail service excuses: Points failure.

'What?... You're my wife and son?... Boy, do I need to have these photos updated!'

"Just like he did when he was alive the lazy sod!"

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

"Eddie, my favourite rep - you've got three minutes."

"I'll read the will."

Egg race.

"Timing is important in investing."

VP in charge of computer manuals.

"Your dinner is in the convenience store."

"I'm confused. Is this a late lunch or is it early dinner?"