Time-crunched Executive T-Shirts

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Cat Boss

"And this is another economic indicator."

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

"Endless Summer III"

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time."

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."

"Perhaps we pushed him too far too fast."

Out-tray Paper Aeroplanes

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

'The company has got a long term strategy. Let our successors in a few years clean up the mess we bring about today.'

"Deborah, cancel my 3 o'clock."

'We seem to have finished our business early so I may as well spend the rest of the meeting telling you about my holiday and the extension we're building.'

"Your dinner is in the convenience store."

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

VP in charge of computer manuals.

Time

"These are of all my affiliates."

"Business! Business! Business!"

Emergency Instructions

Slow food is healthier. But who has time to cook after work? My 30-minute meals cookbook helps. I've got one for 15-minute mains. I've got one for 12-minute dishes from scratch. Hmm�Exactly when does slow food become fast food? When your last meeting ends at 6 and parents' night starts at 7 sharp.