Time-out Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm so overscheduled. If it weren't for timeouts, I'd have no free time at all."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

"Can that be right?"

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

The Workaholics Building

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

"I think we overordered."

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

'No tables are available at this time. Would you be interested in take-out?'

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

"I'm very good with punctuation."

"You should not be here so late...take the work home with you."

"Because we're a family, that's why. You set the table I dial the phone, and your father orders the chinese food."

'You're putting in too much time at the office when you start to think the cleaning crew as your co-workers.'

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

Big pile of paperwork coming your way...

'How could you have worked in your previous job for 35 years? You're only 32 years old. I did a lot of overtime.'

'It hasn't gone unnoticed by management how much extra time you've been spending in the office...so here's a bill to repay the electricity you've used.'

'Your wife came by and left a message'

Valentine's Day

Workaholic

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!