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Hour Glass

"She's late for her stress management course."

What Time Do You Call This?

"I’ve got to wake up early so I’m just going to wear my clothes for tomorrow to bed."

You are here

"Life doesn't give me any free time these days, but occasionally I get a 10% discount."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Where your mind & battle are los

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Work/Life Balance

Storm in the out tray

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Work Parfait

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Time Is Money

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Danger Slow Sand.