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'Enough is enough, John! You've got to choose. It's either your job or me.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Work Parfait

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"The admin shouldn’t take more than 30 or 40 hours, then you’ll be free to get on with some work."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

Time is HONEY

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

Prince Charming, how was your date with Cinderella? I'm not sure -- I thought we were having fun, but she kept checking her watch all night!

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

"I have called you to attend this meeting to tell you that the meeting I originally called you for is canceled!"

You are here

"Well, we can tackle this now when we're exhausted from the week or wait until Monday when we're exhausted from the weekend."

"You always arrive late at the office." "But I make up for it by leaving early."

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

Time Management

'This isn't the meeting. This is the pre-premeeting to talk about when to meet and plan the meeting.'

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

"She's late for her stress management course."

'Don't be a clock watcher. Just do what the clock does. Keep on going.'

'When would work for you?'

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."