Time-change Navigator Pillows

"Who needs an alarm clock when it's daylight savings time."

Bookworm Sleepover

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Child driving a toy car

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

D.I.Y

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Pull and all nighter...

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

New Memer/Incumbent

Things that go beep in the night.

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Social Networks

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

Reality home-improvement show.

Sleepwalking Golfer

'Your performance has been a steady boat in a sea of change.'

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

Caveman: 'ARRRGH! Run for it KRAG! DINOSAWS!!'

How to save mankind...

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'