Tiktok Prints

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Details of your firing will be posted on my Tik Tok after 6pm."

"I, TikTok."

Bird Tweet.

The Proust of Twitter

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

tRUMp, Pirate President

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"This is off our first TikTok."

'You had me at your first tweet..'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Ornithologist

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"Take two aspirin and follow me on TikTok."

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

"As seen on TikTok...."

"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

"My big fat ego has just discovered Twitter!"

Swedish TikTok

'And the public is protected from your tweets.'

"Contestants, you have thirty seconds, two hundred and eighty characters, and an unfamiliar topic - can you find a way to make it all about you?"

'If it's any consolation, us getting sent to the Principal's office is now trending on Twitter.'

Follow Me on Twitter

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

"That time you realized your hashtags were longer than your message. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethingsWrongHere #spiritual-awakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #wontSome-bodyThink-of-The-Children?" "ERROR: You have exceeded the number of characters allowed." "That time you. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethings-WrongHere #spiritualawakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #

"Help. I'm addicted to Twitter!"

Image of Trump sticking tongue out on app on phone.

"The definition of insanity is Tweeting the same thing over and overs and expecting different results."