Tiktok Trendsetter Prints

"Details of your firing will be posted on my Tik Tok after 6pm."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

La Table

Bad hair day!

'She's so put together!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Mac OS 20

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Men's business romper.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

A Macaroni in 1772

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I, TikTok."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

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