Tiktok T-Shirts

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Details of your firing will be posted on my Tik Tok after 6pm."

The Proust of Twitter

"This is off our first TikTok."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Ornithologist

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"Take two aspirin and follow me on TikTok."

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"As seen on TikTok...."

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

Swedish TikTok

'And the public is protected from your tweets.'

"Contestants, you have thirty seconds, two hundred and eighty characters, and an unfamiliar topic - can you find a way to make it all about you?"

'If it's any consolation, us getting sent to the Principal's office is now trending on Twitter.'

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

"Help. I'm addicted to Twitter!"

"That time you realized your hashtags were longer than your message. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethingsWrongHere #spiritual-awakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #wontSome-bodyThink-of-The-Children?" "ERROR: You have exceeded the number of characters allowed." "That time you. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethings-WrongHere #spiritualawakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #

"The definition of insanity is Tweeting the same thing over and overs and expecting different results."

'See you later, Steve - I have to catch up on my tweets.'