Tidy Yard Keeper Prints

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

The Last Leaf

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Sweep the board.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

'Not here, Fred.'

A Mom's Purse

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

The lawn mowing industry was ripe for innovation.

'When people find out I'm a lawyer they take an instant dislike to me. My wife says it's just to save them time...'

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

"I've had enough of your garbage."