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"I love what you've done with your place."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Acme Toys Ltd

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'But you said to clean my room.'

The household cavalry

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

TV and cleaner

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Tortoise polishing his shell

'None of the other things had instructions.'

G.P.S. For the Home

A man with a rake on a desert island

Cleaning Lockers.

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'You're not totally out of shape - you have a very muscular tongue.'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

'May I tidy up the infield?'

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

'We'd better go clean our rooms - Mom's getting serious.'

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'

"I've had enough of your garbage."