Tidy Tidy Person Mugs

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

Decluttering. . .

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

The Messy Sink

The Movers - Decluttering

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

Office De-cluttering

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"