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Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Spring cleaning.

Decluttering. . .

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

The Movers - Decluttering

The Messy Sink

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"