Tidy Home Keeper Gifts

"Thought so - you didn't wipe your feet!"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

TV and cleaner

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Spring cleaning.

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

The Movers - Decluttering

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

'May I tidy up the infield?'

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

And it stores easily under your bed...

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

"Tidy Tim."