Tidal Philosopher T-Shirts

'It happens all the time, don't worry, I'll read my book while I wait for high tide...'

"Nation-building never works."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

A Poem about Sand

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'How's the water, dear?'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

High tide.

"Cat got your tongue?"

Mozart on a lilo

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'