Tidal Cycle Enthusiast T-Shirts

"OK, that was the ebb tide. Now we wait for the neap tide."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

FISH ESCAPE.

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Titanic iceberg auction

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

High tide.

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

Donald Rumsfeld

Beware of dog sign (tank)

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

Think Tank

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Scene at London Bridge

Loge with Alberich as frog

'There has to be a wee bit more to tidal power than THAT, Andy.'

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

'Major economic indicators were down, but the government's spin machine said too much 'up' can be a bad sign...'

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'It's the end, McEvoy - no tank can take on a German Vagina Dentata!'

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

"Another triumph for new Labour..."