Tidal Adventurer Gifts

'There has to be a wee bit more to tidal power than THAT, Andy.'

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

Sailor in Car.

Fish hunting for men.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Heads or tails?"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'