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Traffic Court

Tunnel of Like.

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Stonehenge Ticket Office

'Slow and hurl.'

"Mum.... I need to poo."

At the Old Bikers' Home

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Tea Cup Ride

Although well intended, Santa's idea to take the elves to an amusement park was not well planned.

Fairground wheel operated by giant mouse

"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."

What possessed the council to introduce speed bumps?

'Anything new on your roller coaster design?'

"He lost his Season Ticket."

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."

Carousel Ponies.

Route 666

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. I

Kangaroo Bouncy Ride

'This is not a ticket. It's just a piece of paper we decided to put on your car. - Police Dept.'

This one looks as if it's survived the chrome age.

"I started my first business at eighteen and sold it for £80 million!"

Tunnel of Laundry.

'Ha, who needs television!'

Tunnel of icebergs.

Man falling over whilst dancing

"The reason I can't show you my licence is because you took it away from me yesterday!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No IX

Ground Game, Etc!!

'And these are the new proposed additional charges?'