Ticket To Ride Enthusiast Gifts

Traffic Court

Tunnel of Like.

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Stonehenge Ticket Office

Scrambler.

'Slow and hurl.'

"Mum.... I need to poo."

At the Old Bikers' Home

Although well intended, Santa's idea to take the elves to an amusement park was not well planned.

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Tea Cup Ride

… So Ace Peerless and I were parasailing, and out of nowhere, he took out his knife, cut his cords, and plummeted into the ocean. Of all the times I've had men run out in the middle of an argument, that was by far the most annoying. Susan, I said my old college roommate Rudy Park is a Russian spy, and a federal agent put me on a plane to Moscow to follow him and expose how he's helping Putin blackmail the president! Not being heard. That is my biggest pet peeve, Lemont. Ace knows that. Could you

Fairground wheel operated by giant mouse

"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."

Carousel Ponies.

"He lost his Season Ticket."

What possessed the council to introduce speed bumps?

'Anything new on your roller coaster design?'

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."

Route 666

This one looks as if it's survived the chrome age.

'This is not a ticket. It's just a piece of paper we decided to put on your car. - Police Dept.'

"I started my first business at eighteen and sold it for £80 million!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. I

Kangaroo Bouncy Ride

Tunnel of Laundry.

'Ha, who needs television!'

Tunnel of icebergs.

"The reason I can't show you my licence is because you took it away from me yesterday!"

Man falling over whilst dancing

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No IX

Ground Game, Etc!!