Tick Terror Investigator Mugs

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Lyme Disease Research Lab

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Bureau of Missing Persons

Keyboard player

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

Mouse with map exiting maze.

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

Sigmund Freud.

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

The Line-up

"I've come about the guitar lessons..."

'Are you sure this is all you can remember seeing after you were attacked?'

"Okay buster!! On the ground and arms behind your back!!"

"Police have no suspects at the present time but believe that the motive for robbery was the desire for increased income."

"Remember what I said - resist the narrative fallacy."

'The main reason I took up the piano was, it's the only musical instrument that gives you a place to set your wine.'

'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.'

'Judging by the dictionary, a book of famous quotations and Roget's Thesaurus, I'm guessing it's a verbal assault that got out of hand.'

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

'I could murder a pint!'

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

"Come on, Vinny! We already know you crossed the road. What we want to know is, why?"

'Well, Tom, everyone suffers from delusions from time to time.'

"Most drug lords evade capture by making smarter choices with plastic surgery."