True Crime Investigator Mugs

'Exhibit A,,,smoking gun,'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"True crime meets reality TV"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

Crime in bookshop

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

Madoff and devil.

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

Bribery and Corruption.

Newton's Law and Order.

Meet John Henderson. - The only journalist NOT to have interviewed serial killers in prison...

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"I couldn't finish that book either."