"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."
Tick-check Survivor Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a tick-check survivor? Our collection of products features witty and caring designs that honor their bravery and resilience. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these items serve as a humorous reminder of their strength and the importance of health awareness. Show appreciation for someone who’s triumphed over a health scare with a gift that’s both fun and meaningful, celebrating their journey with a touch of wit and solidarity.
"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"
My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."
WHO checklist
"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."
"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."
Rumours Online
Thinking outside the box.
Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.
'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'
"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"
"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."
'I'm telling you, this is a tough place to work. Pass the pepper spray.'
"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."
Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'
Boyfriend Shirt.
If you are going to fact check my resume, I embellished the part about being an astronaut.
'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'
Stop the world. I want to get off again.
"It's the ABCs, Justin. You don't need to fact check."
"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"
STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in
A holiday maker greets a castaway
'I said, now I know why they call you 'Lucky'!'
You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana
'Your tests came back. . . bad news. Not only did we find a lump, you are a lump. . .'
End of the Rainbow.
'When I was governor I saw to it that no superstorms ever started, and I know how to do it again as president.'
Man following advice on preventing sea-sickness but becoming sea-sick anyway
"I just downloaded fact-checker...fancy a little quarrel?"
Never give up! Unless it's really h.....
Desert Island Slob.
'Ruddy customers have NO idea of the costs power companies have to cover!'
'Thank you for calling the Coast Guard help line. To sink, press one. To swim, press two…'
Psychiatry. Wait a minute --- You want to put me in touch with which version of reality?
Tick-check Survivor Gifts Collection
Tick-check Survivor Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring tick-check survivor designs—great for starting daily conversations about health and resilience.
Tick-check Survivor Pillows
Bring comfort and humor into your space with pillows dedicated to tick-check survivors—perfect for adding a personal touch to any room.
Tick-check Survivor Prints
Discover inspiring prints that honor resilience and health awareness—great for decorating or gifting a tick-check survivor.
Tick-check Survivor T-Shirts
Check out our fun and inspiring tick-check survivor t-shirts—ideal for making a statement about strength and health awareness.