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"Mr. Zeus! What are you doing out of bed? After your operation, the doctor said you shouldn't even be shorting out lamps..."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Zeus's Caddy

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

I love thunderstorms!

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"You're way ahead of your time!"

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

"I spy the weekend!"

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago

The Cheese God

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

"The rumor is he's in the pocket of Big WInd."

'Disgruntled with Edison, Fred patents his own invention.'

"I think our babies are due to hatch any time soon Darling: the whole bird-watching club is camped below our nest with binoculars..."

'If you don't mind, I'll spot my own fish!'

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

'It's not as effective as the others but the kids love it.'

"Don’t worry, hon. Your sense of shame will eventually improve your sense of balance."

"Edward Shovelhands"

That guy? He does static shock.

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

"Think fast!"

'That's my idea patch.'

Trombone player.

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

Windfarm - Windbag