Thrones Gifts

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Cariactures

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"It is we."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Input From The Front Office

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Mark Gastineau

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."