Thrones Pillows

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Cariactures

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"It is we."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'Who gets the decaf?'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Input From The Front Office

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Mark Gastineau

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."