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'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

'Room 9, Lulu, she'll be there shortly. Make yourself uncomfortable.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Oooh, man! You really has me going with that fake shark fin!!'

Elevators: 'Local...express...THRILL!'

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Houdini.

'Stop staring at me!!!'

Dairy Devil

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Coming up after the break - is there an axe-weilding maniac standing behind your couch? The answer may surprise you!'

"Relax. You're the one who wanted to stay at a theme resort"

'These fairground rides are getting more exciting every year.'

A man rests on an island that he doesn't realize is a monster.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"Finally, I can scream without bothering my neighbours."

End the Winter Blues

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Chiller Theatre

Out To Lurch

The rocket powered skiier

On the brink.

"Marco ..."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

YOLO vs YODO

"Play 'Misty' for me."