Thrills Mugs

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

'Room 9, Lulu, she'll be there shortly. Make yourself uncomfortable.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Oooh, man! You really has me going with that fake shark fin!!'

Elevators: 'Local...express...THRILL!'

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Log Ride

Houdini.

'Stop staring at me!!!'

Dairy Devil

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Coming up after the break - is there an axe-weilding maniac standing behind your couch? The answer may surprise you!'

"Relax. You're the one who wanted to stay at a theme resort"

'These fairground rides are getting more exciting every year.'

A man rests on an island that he doesn't realize is a monster.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"Finally, I can scream without bothering my neighbours."

End the Winter Blues

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Out To Lurch

Chiller Theatre

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

The rocket powered skiier

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

On the brink.

"Marco ..."