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The end of the world is near: 'Hey mister, where did you get this classified information?'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Cannonball!'

Bookworm Sleepover

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A Hole in the Dike

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Silence of the Chickens...

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

End the Winter Blues

"Marco ..."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Warrior Woman

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Scary stuff

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Moby Dick

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."