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The end of the world is near: 'Hey mister, where did you get this classified information?'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Cannonball!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Bookworm Sleepover

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

A Hole in the Dike

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Silence of the Chickens...

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Marco ..."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

End the Winter Blues

Warrior Woman

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Moby Dick

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Scary stuff

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."