Thrill-seeking Economist Pillows

Jeff discovered a new bank account where his money would always be safe.

'Your cholesterol is high your blood pressure is low, your heart bead is irregular. Your stocks are down and you're overdrawn at the bank.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

The rocket powered skiier

On the brink.

YOLO vs YODO

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'Time to buy.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"Dow's up!"

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

'He's chasing the market.'

Masochism for stockholders.

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

Grexit

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'

Economic

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

Trapeze Artists