Economic Thrill Seekers Pillows

Masochism for stockholders.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'Time to buy.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Dow's up!"

"Stocks were bipolar today as delirious euphoria gave way to abject despair and back again."

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'Tax considerations? Regulatory climate? Labor costs? - Hell, no! We're moving our headquarters cross-country because I feel like it!'

'He has the Big Cheese on his side - But the High Muckity-Mucks will be with us.'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

It was a day of nosebleeds, stomach upset and right here, Dindley did a back-flip off his chair!

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

Remote control car breakdown.

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

Stock Hurricane Ride

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

"This is what we recommend for motion sickness, due to the stockmarket's rollercoaster ride."

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

'He's chasing the market.'

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

Can you get out blood stains? I had a rather contentious board meeting today.

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

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