Thrifty Treasure Hunter Pillows

'Turn out your old clothes - some of them may have come back into fashion.'

"I love these old decorations!"

Wealthy, frugal, maine lobsters furniture shopping.

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Treasure Island Book.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Pirate

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

Archaeologists discover a football

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

'It's a treasure map.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.