Thrifty Party Planner Gifts

Credit Crunch Punch.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Punt Cake

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"How should we divide the teams?"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Party time.

Balloon drip.