"The main problem for you must be the constant itching under you bandages..."
Thoughtless Banter Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the classic banter watcher? Celebrate their sharp wit and love of playful teasing with humorous mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or prints that capture their talent for light-hearted banter. Ideal for friends, colleagues, or anyone who enjoys observing life’s humorous moments, our collection offers a fun way to showcase their keen sense of humor. Brighten their day with a gift that celebrates their knack for thoughtful, yet cheeky, observation.
Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.
Smart Ass - Wise Ass
No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.
'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'
"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."
"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."
"Touché"
'Anorak anoraks'.
Scientist seen on loch.
Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning
Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.
Paper Boy
"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"
"Inactivists"
"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure."
'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'
The Government That Cried Wolf
"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."
'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'
A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window
Dirty Tricks Dept.
"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."
Heart To Heart
'This is a no rise office.'
Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.
"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."
"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."
"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."
'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'
Bizarre sights.
Know-it-alls
"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."
'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'
Last night I was in a seafood restaurant and I noticed that all of the sliced lemons were wering shower caps. That's so that when you squeeze the lemon, it doesn't spray your dinner companion. So I was told. My point is that as long as there ar people putting shower caps on lemons, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.
Thoughtless Banter Observer Gifts Collection
Thoughtless Banter Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the witty and observant—perfect for brightening their mornings with humor and personality.
Thoughtless Banter Observer Pillows
Find the perfect humorous pillows that celebrate their love for witty banter and observational humor.
Thoughtless Banter Observer Prints
Browse our art prints for the keen-eyed and humorous observer—bring their space to life with clever, witty designs.
Thoughtless Banter Observer T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for the humor-loving observer—ideal for showcasing their clever side in style and comfort.