Thoughtful Diner Pillows

Pick Your Own Lobster/Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"For drinks or dinner?"

Dali Chooses a Lobster

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"Namasteak"

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'Too much information! I prefer not knowing my lobster's name was Sigmund.'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

'I'm impressed at your choice sir, you certainly know your budget wines.'

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"Waiter... This roast chicken. Can I see it's death certificate please?"

'Mutter mutter...I was talking to my broccoli.'

'It would never work out, Harry -- I'm wine and cheese, and you're beer and pretzels.'

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

"Hey, how about putting some cheese on this cheeseburger?" "OK, but it'll cost ya."

'Troubled about eating meat? Ethicist on the premises.'

'Could I have some more sugar cubes please?'

"I'll start with the arugula-and-goat-cheese salad, and then I'll have the blackened wolf."

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

'There's a chandelier in my soup.'

Bacon Bits

'For some reason- no one knows why - it got a reputation as a power hot dog.'

"Sorry, I refuse to eat anything that has a face."

"I think this may be an appropriate moment to say a few words in memory of the animals we've slaughtered for our pleasure."

Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.

"I'm running late—some people were waiting for my table so I had to take my sweet time."

Two Amateur Artists At Dinner