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"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Super Heroes.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Too much concealer?"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Suffering from Cooties?

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Superheroes Having a Drink

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Naked Mole Rat