Thought-provoking Comic Fan Mugs

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Early photobombing

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Too much concealer?"

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

Super Heroes.

Suffering from Cooties?

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Superheroes Having a Drink

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'