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'Either that figure's wrong or some of my eight billion facebook friends are imposters.'

'I think by arguing whether its a chopper, hatchet or axe, he's just playing for time.'

Maps to trophy buck's homes $10

Tax inspector for ordinary people vs. Tax inspector for multinationals.

Tory Leadership Race

Protest Voter

"My dad's more disinterested in my upbringing than your dad..!!"

Postal worker goes postal

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Ed Schultz'

Wicked Stepmother's Day.

'Oh, he's not arrogant -- he's just illiterate.'

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

Cricket widow's revenge

'Look at me when I'm double-talking.'

"Thanks for auditioning, you're too dark for the part but we were really impressed at how well you conveyed 'frustration' "

Frog committing suicide.

I watched a Mark Blyth video on Youtube called "Global Trumpism." It explained everything. Really? How so? He pointed out how inflation was an unavoidable feature of predatory capitalism and how that led to worldwide Trumpism. And some stuff about Kierkegaard and Mussolini, and debtors' revolts, and the section of all societies in this phase that will swing right unless they're given a genuine left alternative ... I don't remember all the details, but it made a whole lot of sense in his mesmeriz

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

Bernie Sanders Gets Screwed Again

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

Trump Poutine

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'