Cautionary Comic Fan T-Shirts

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Early photobombing

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Super Heroes.

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Suffering from Cooties?

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Too much concealer?"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.