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'I'm an idea man.'

Dave wondered how people thought of ideas before the invention of the light bulb.

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

X-RAY

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

Twitter censorship

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

S.S.dot.com

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

'Wheel.'

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

Drawing graphs on a computer.