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'I'm an idea man.'

Dave wondered how people thought of ideas before the invention of the light bulb.

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

X-RAY

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

Twitter censorship

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

S.S.dot.com

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"So how much money do you make?"

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

'Wheel.'