Thought Pattern Analyst T-Shirts

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Men's business romper.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Thought Process.

Rodin's Thinker.

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

Business Outlook

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

'And this is the day we put too much coffee in the cappuccino machine.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

'This is where we hired Felder. All those in favor of going back in time and not hiring Felder...'

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

The Human Condition

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

Coming to a consensus.

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.