Thought Pattern Analyst Prints

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Men's business romper.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Thought Process.

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

Business Outlook

Prison for people who lack imagination.

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'And this is the day we put too much coffee in the cappuccino machine.'

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

'This is where we hired Felder. All those in favor of going back in time and not hiring Felder...'

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

The Human Condition

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

Coming to a consensus.

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'